So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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