Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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