She's JV to your varsity
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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