Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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