My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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