I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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