Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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