is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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