my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I fill condoms, not promises.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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