you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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