Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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