I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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