we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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