Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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