omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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