you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I don't think brook has ever known best
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
