But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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