Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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