I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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