the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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