Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be naked everywhere
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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