I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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