drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
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OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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