Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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