I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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