Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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