Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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