I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
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I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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