Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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