butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
should my penis look like a turkey
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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