She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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