I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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