is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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