worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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