I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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