You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
All the doctor said was why
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