You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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