You work out of a Hotel?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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