I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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