As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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