kristin has been a bad kristin
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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