ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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