Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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