Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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