I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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