There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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