Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Randomize