I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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