can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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