Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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