your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
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i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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