Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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